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Anybody starting to have fights over who gets to wash the dishes!
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Not in our house. I've been doing the dishes more often and doing virtually all of the cooking and the wife is not complaining a bit.
It's just like being 16 again. Gas is cheap, and I'm grounded!
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I just read this out to Kathleen. She laughed heartily!
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WARNING! The longer the quarantine lasts, the worse the jokes will get....
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meet the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla crapa you Mama!
Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meet the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son,
Anthony
A few days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read:
Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mama
Moral:
Never Bulla crapa you Mama!
Priceless! Nancy says that if we still had our Central New York farm she would let me do that in the first week of deer season in a heartbeat.......
Best regards,
Lance
Guys, no posts in over a year??
This forum needs a daily joke thread, so let's revive this one. Here is a medical themed supposedly true story sent by Cousin Judy, who is a retired nurse.
I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste." Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
This forum needs a daily joke thread, so let's revive this one. Here is a medical themed supposedly true story sent by Cousin Judy, who is a retired nurse.
I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste." Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'
Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit, MI
I bought the T-shirt. It's a big yak area here with Zoar paddling on the Deerfield
I have paddled the Deerfield! Took a couple lessons with Zoar. I thought white water would be my thing. Not so much...I spend to much time looking at the scenery...Oooops!
You must have gotten a couple sideways looks with the shirt.
I got it at the end of the season so I didn't get a lot of use out of itI have paddled the Deerfield! Took a couple lessons with Zoar. I thought white water would be my thing. Not so much...I spend to much time looking at the scenery...Oooops!
You must have gotten a couple sideways looks with the shirt.
One of my favorites.
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