Jokes and Laughter for the Day

[Alan Gage]

If you can't bring Mike McCrea to Facebook than bring Facebook to Mike McCrea....

Alan

 

[BWCA66]

​​​​​​​Best quote I've seen today - This is the longest something made in China has ever lasted......

 

[boatstall]

They said a mask and gloves were enough to go to the grocery store.

They lied, everybody else had clothes on

 

[snapper]

For the second day in a row this thread has been the highlight of my day. Keep 'em coming if you can!

That's all for now. Take care and until next time...be well.

snapper

 

[sweeper]

 

[BWCA66]

 

[boatstall]

Corona-virus home-schooling update;

Two students have been suspended for fighting.

One teacher has been fired for drinking on the job.

 

[sweeper]

 

[BWCA66]

 

[snapper]

Well, now it's 3 for 3 days of wild laughter and levity. Even my wife looks forward to these lighthearted moments each morning. My mind doesn't think like this from the humor perspective so I'm truly grateful to all of you who have the gift and are so willing to share it. You're all the best!

That's all for now. Take care and until next time...be well.

snapper

 

[sweeper]

OR, Welcome to Canoe Tripping

 

[scoutergriz]

 

[LanceR]

My oldest son works at the Post Office where they are not particularly well known for having a sense of humor. Nonetheless he is contemplating using double-stick tape to put a Corona beer bottle cap on his arm and telling his coworkers that he's been vaccinated....


Best regards to all,


Lance

 

[boatstall]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last?

My wife keeps trying to get back in the house

 

[Grandpa Paddler]

How long is this social distancing supposed to last?

My wife keeps trying to get back in the house

I had to stop laughing to show this to my wife. I may be sleeping on the garage tonight.

 

[PaddlingPitt]

 

[Pinecones]

 

[BWCA66]

 

[sweeper]

 

[BWCA66]