Oh dear God I went to an REI store today, to pick up a free-shipping Deal of the Day item.
I had a small list of other products as well. Very small; two items I know that REI stocked in the recent past. Starting with a pack of Aquasel/Cotol mix.
I might as well have been speaking Basque. The sales guy, while eager, was clueless. He eventually led me to several unlikely hanger racks as I explained what Aquaseal was and where it might likely be. He eventually went upstairs to check attic stock and, on returning, finally checked the store’s on-line inventory, After I spelled “AquaSeal” for him. Again.
“Nope, we don’t have any”. At least he was trying hard. Or trying my patience hard.
It got more comical after that. OK “I need some webbing straps with ladder lock buckles. 36” and 52”, or longer”
“What’s a ladder lock?”
Are you freaking kidding me?
“You know, not a Fastex or quick release buckle, but a ladder lock, the little plastic dookicky with two slots for the webbing to be pulled taut”.
Again, I am speaking Basque. This necessitated a call to another associate with more “expertise” in the area, and my starting over, finally trying “You know, like a sleeping bag strap….?”
I was afraid I’d have to explain “sleeping bag”, but he eventually led me to an absolute crap selection of ½” webbing with metal ladder locks.
I should have run away when I heard “What’s a ladder lock”?
Screw it, I’ll sew my own.
Next time, just for the heck of it, I’m going to ask about a lightweight summer frock with a floral print. Or a purse.