Oh man, those Backpackinglight haiku are great! Should be a new one printed on every tin. Those are frame worthy.
Trying to fit Spam into a gram weeny food pack might be worth the effort. Let us know how it works out.
In the meantime, my brother has bought a huge expensive smoker. Takes up nearly as much space in his garage as the car. I'm sure he opens all the doors before firing it up. The garage, not the car. Anyway, he's all excited to smoke cheese and ribs, fish and whatever. I wonder what hot-smoked Spam tastes like? I'm going to text him immediately and place my order.
Leaning to kiss her,
Smelling her breath, I thought of
Love and luncheon loaf.
- Rex Jones.
ps . My brother thinks I am joking. Will only respond with "ha!"