I am definitely enjoying this thread...you guys should do stand up!!
I think I may be pretty high on the righteous/lightness scale, but let me explain.
The list:
- Be prepared to pay a lot of money .
- Be prepared to suffer the slings and arrows of humiliation if you admit to making more than one carry across a portage.
- You had better be happy wearing a hair shirt (the same hair shirt, and no change of underwear) for an entire trip.
- If you don’t dehydrate your meals, you are out of the Club.
- Liquor is a no-no.
- Be prepared to use a kayak paddle in a solo canoe.
- Make lists that are pages long that show all of the stuff you don’t bring.
- Get a really large line-of-credit to stay on top of all the most recent gear.
1. Well, most of the cost is the light boat and paddles...I spit those out like chiclets, for little $$. But it started with a basic cheapness and a different upbringing than most here.
2. Some of the carries that I travel rarely have even a foot path, more bushwhacking than anything. So, single trip and no witnesses!!
3. I enjoy a good suffering as much as the next guy (after all, I am a cyclist), but I have gone long past any need to prove anything to anyone. But the chain mail does intrigue me, maybe if it was Inconel or Rene 41.
4. I bring dehydrated foods cause they're just too easy...no pot, no pans, no dishes, no clean up. And a Kelly Kettle only, so no fuel.
5. Well, we're talking different stuff here. If efficiency is the goal, carry only the hard stuff, or better yet, a big wad of weed...no, even better, just a small syringe and mainline it!
Seriously, I grew up with an abusive alcoholic father, and my sister (at age 64) is an alcoholic drug addict. That sh!t runs in the genes, man...so, none of that for me. Besides, I like to clearly remember everything I see, smell and feel!
6. Sacrilege!!
7. I don't bother with lists, I even forgot a paddle once. I pack all that I need for comfort and safety, it's not that much.
8. I do have a large line of credit, but it's not for outdoor gear. I have been upgrading my gear slowly over the last 10 years or so. I just stopped using my 1979 Tough Traveler backpack. Modern materials are pretty nice, and help me keep what's left of my joints intact. I'm just too little to hump heavy stuff.
But those kids in the OP look like they're having the time of their lives! I still get the same sort of thrill, just with a little less weight on my shoulders.
I do have my must haves:
A comfy camp chair and my heavy DSLR.
So where do I end up? I'm cheap, have no witnesses, like chain mail, I'm in the Club, don't drink, don't double dip, don't do lists, but I do have a large credit limit.
I lost track...