Maybe safer to stay home hiding under your bed. Better off leaving the great outdoors to folks that are not paranoid that something is out to get them. If it is not mosquitoes, bad dirt roads, rain, bears, nut cases or your neighbor, then it's got to be something else that will get you. We are all going to die of something, sometime, there is not one dang thing you can do to stop it.
I know were all gonna die sometime, I just don't want my last words to be, "I wish I brought my gun"