Was Mem trying to kill us all? Hmm, it's still hard to tell.
Give a group trip a thought. It might give us another pair of eyes to keep on the guide. Between clearing ports and finding lost channels, ripping up standing deadwood into firewood and adding it to an already sizeable supply, he may in fact have been spoiling us.
His safety gear for chain sawing didn't include a hockey mask did it?I suppose you Canadians wouldn't have thought it strange for a guy to wear a hockey mask around the woods since it's your favorite sport, but us Americans would get a little nervous.
If you folks decide to put together a trip next year I will give it some very serious thought. We'll see what happens on the canoe tripping site this winter. If I don't learn how to behave I could be excommunicated by then.