Well crap, what was the design function of that black roof trim? Maybe the trim-filled reveal helped deaden flat rattling roof noise. Some inexpensive poly canoes use just that groovy strategy to stiffen the floppy floor, two or three “tracking channels” molded on the bottom to stiffen things up.
Dammit Chevy, a couple pairs of threads under the trim in that rooftop reveal would have made installing roof rackage a snap. Or at most a few wrench turns.
But, ya know, those four threads would probably have added $2 in factory cost. And required an automotive engineer to think of it before the roof was being stamped out.
It would have cost $11 to prevent Ford Pinto gas tanks from exploding, $11, oh hell no!
https://auto.howstuffworks.com/car-...ng/did-pintos-really-explode-in-the-1970s.htm
I am admittedly increasingly stubborn once I start down a path, especially one blocked by poor design, and would put racks on the very cool Dancing Queen by hook or by crook; headliner out and bolted through above the roof pillars or somehow welded atop the roof. Have the towers bolted or welded on if the crossbars were still easily removable would be a huge boon. If welded paint them to match the roof line.
In keeping with the 90’s theme maybe not just paint; I’d add some glitter, and epoxy on a Tamagotchi so you remembered to feed it at rest stops while you checked the racks and ropes. And external speakers so you could blast an era-appropriate mix tape like a parade vehicle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billboard_Year-End_Hot_100_singles_of_1997
(You really should torture your friends and family with a 1997 mix tape)
Short story. My father bought a used motor home in the early 90’s when his step daughter was Cheerleading in high school, and he would drive the whole squad to away games in rural Georgia. He had that beast tricked out nine ways to Sunday, including a good sound system. And external speakers for the parking lot before and after games.
The girls all brought their favorite cassette tapes, and Ed (god bless his soul, That sure don’t sound like Doris Day to me) would play them. On one trip through small town Georgia he forgot that he had left the external speakers turned on, so Main Street Griffin and Zebulon got treated to Boys II Men, Paula Abdul and Mariah Carey.
Back on topic - Does anyone know how securely crossbar towers could be welded, over the pillars, onto a sheet metal van roof? I have taken trailers and brackets and hitches and etc to a local welder; 20 minutes (10 if we hadn’t been shooting the crap half the time), $20, good to go.