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The Otter Awards

After a hiatus it's time to resurrect the Otter Award. Swag bags are being prepared which include multiple cans of Spam. Due to supply chain issues the swag bags will be presented in "2525 if man is still alive and women can survive" We have been assured the spam will retain it's quality while in storage. Please submit your nominations for best or worst canoe and paddling topics, paddlers or trip reports. A committee of the paddlers will be nominated at sometime in the future to begin deliberations and select the winners in time to present the swag to the chosen paddlers.
better do it before 2555 " 'cause there won't be any paddlers by then...
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
 
better do it before 2555 " 'cause there won't be any paddlers by then...
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Oh I dunno. We’ll have to fight SkyNet before then, I expect. We may be too busy to paddle though.
 
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