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The Major Awards Thread

Your wife framed your certificate for you? Very nice and very thoughtful. She deserves an award too, she's one in a million.
Um. Does she like Spam? Are you the lone Spamivore in the house?
 
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Well, things just keep getting weirder up in old G Town! My wife texted me today and told me to check the mail. She said there was a parcel there that was too big for here to get in the car. I was pretty excited all day, wondering what it could possibly be. When I picked up the box after work, there was no return address, something that always makes me nervous. I shook it and listened for ticking. It was pretty heavy. I thought it might have been someone upset about not winning the ripster, sending me a bloody rabbit's head or something.

When i got home, I practically had to break out the chainsaw to open the box. Once inside, this magnificent box with christmas wrapping on it became apparent....Oh Boy, excitement starting to pulse through me.



I opened up the envelope, and this is what I saw.



From here, I had a pretty good idea of what was coming. Boy o boy, I wasn't disappointed. I had heard those 'mericans talking about all their fancy spams, but I was completely flabergasted to see all the flavours? Rippy, did you send these up, or did they come from the magical grocery store in Winterpeg?

I have to thank all my friends for yet another major award, sometimes life is overwhelming with the kindness of fellow spamites.



A big thanks to Mihun, Iskweo and Rippy! If I get out winter camping soon, I'll be sure to do a little video on how to utilize spam as the main ingredient for winter survival.
 
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...or as the label says "Just add Spam. Break the monotony!"
No monotony in your winter this year mem. Congrats on the truckload of fancy flavours!

Btw, about that 1972 sled that needs some body work. Why don't you do a cedar strip skidoo?
You'll have the only one like it in the whole neighbourhood.
 
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Karin's Idea. I sent the Spam to the gals and they added the Klick to make up the rest of the major award. Enjoy the fatty goodness.
 
If I remember correctly, you have your Spam Lite, Hickory Spam, Bacon Spam, Jalapeno Spam and then the garden variety faux meats we could find here. We gathered all the different ones we could and Rippy was awesome with sending Spam through the mail to us, and it brought a hoot out of our mail lady when on the customs tag it said, well, Spam! So I had to 'splain to her what we was up to with receiving and sending Spam.

So much for your Spam free diet!
 
After all this talk of Spam and Klik and such I had the jones for some corned beef. So off I went and got me a can...reminisced a bit while opening it with the supplied key. Put together some sandwiches for work. I ended up with a blinding headache as my now sodium free body was assaulted by my entire recommended daily limit, and then some, in each sandwich.

I tried it again two days later just to be sure.Totally tasty, I highly enjoyed it, but it is off my list permanently now.

Christy
 
Well, things just keep getting weirder up in old G Town! My wife texted me today and told me to check the mail. She said there was a parcel there that was too big for here to get in the car. I was pretty excited all day, wondering what it could possibly be. When I picked up the box after work, there was no return address, something that always makes me nervous. I shook it and listened for ticking. It was pretty heavy. I thought it might have been someone upset about not winning the ripster, sending me a bloody rabbit's head or something.

When i got home, I practically had to break out the chainsaw to open the box. Once inside, this magnificent box with christmas wrapping on it became apparent....Oh Boy, excitement starting to pulse through me.



I opened up the envelope, and this is what I saw.



From here, I had a pretty good idea of what was coming. Boy o boy, I wasn't disappointed. I had heard those 'mericans talking about all their fancy spams, but I was completely flabergasted to see all the flavours? Rippy, did you send these up, or did they come from the magical grocery store in Winterpeg?

I have to thank all my friends for yet another major award, sometimes life is overwhelming with the kindness of fellow spamites.



A big thanks to Mihun, Iskweo and Rippy! If I get out winter camping soon, I'll be sure to do a little video on how to utilize spam as the main ingredient for winter survival.


That's amazing, you guys are too much. I can see it now, black "right to bear arms" tee shirt, Thunder Bay Mall shoes, the "Hipster" slung on his belt just under his navel, a stack of Spam and Klik stacked high on a spruce stump, and a spotless campsite with gear neatly stowed away (see post 1) with our friend relaxed and ready to chow down with the Ripster.
Nice
 
I just can't get this song out of my head, it plays in my dreams, where I am cutting up jalapano spam with the Ripster, throwing it in my cold handled frying pan, and frying it on my little wood stove, all the while singing lustily "spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Lovely wonderful spam" and so on.......My dreams are so easily fullfilled....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBcY3W5WgNU
 
I got the Ripster boxed up. Hoping to get it mailed Saturday when our Post Office is open from 12:00 noon to 1:45 PM. Ah the joys of small town living.
 
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