When I was a kid, we didn't call it canoe tripping, we called it hunting or fishing. My dad would take me out for day trips, overnighters and and weekenders in the pursuit of fur and feathered friends. When I became a teenager, my friends and I did the same. We did leisure paddles in the summer, but serious canoeing was in order to kill something.
I was first introduced to the idea of canoe tripping for no reason when I got to Geraldton, around 30 years ago. My first 14 day trip was an adventure in heck. It was with the high school club, and the kids got up to all matter of monkeyshines. The trip leader had a very irregular schedule, such that we were often on the water till 11 at night, sometimes portaging in the dark, often stuck in one place for hours while we looked for ports that no longer existed. Wasn't unusual for supper to be served at 2:00 AM, by which time I had curled up in an army poncho under a spruce tree to try to grab an hour of sleep. On the last night, I got poisoned by some green bacon, and evacuated my bowels over the course of five hours, so much so that I saw a carrot I had swallowed whole in grade seven come shooting out like a scud missile.
I lost 25 pounds in 14 days. Jenny Craig can suck a lemon, we had the real cure to obesity.
I swore i would never do another trip. Meanwhile, the Ministry of Natural Resources had donated a bunch of aluminium canoes to the high school the week before we left for the trip. The Principal initiated a sealed bid process, whereby people who wanted them could place their bid in a sealed envelope, and the highest bidder would win. All through that hellacious trip, when kids were swinging from trees and shrieking like monkeys on LSD, I dreamed of the new canoe I would have when I got back. Well, the Principal and the shop teachers conspired to open all the bids, and then they all bid one dollar higher, and took all the canoes. The welding teacher chopped his up and sold the aluminium.
I was very unhappy when I found this out, and I was broke too, could not afford any type of canoe. So I went to the local library and ordered Canoecraft, Ted Moore's Bible. It was all downhill from there, canoe tripping and canoe building basically overtaking my life. Many canoe builds later, I find myself stuck in the garage for this entire summer, building that monster of a freighter, which has come to be known as "that Mutha F#@kin thing". In fact, I'm just on my way out there, hoping to get the inner gunwales installed today, and the seats finished up.
It's been quite a ride, this canoe thing, basically a part of my entire juvenile and adult life, 30 canoes and three wives later, I'm wondering where it will stop.