Oh, I know where Ohio is. If I portage my canoe down my street, put in on the river and take that south to Lake Erie, I only have to follow the shoreline till I get to Long Point Ont., and cross at this narrower spot to Pa. ( I could stop at Erie. I hear there's good shopping there.) Just a few more miles down shore and I'd be at Cleveland's Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame!! I think I'd pitch my tarp right on the beach.
What the heck, I might as well keep going to Iowa. How much further can it be? My second day might be a tad long, paddling all the way to Chicago. Might just get windbound, and take a layover day off. It is the windy city, right? And then there's all those Italian beef sandwiches, pizzas, hot dogs and beer. Next I'd paddle up the Illinois as far as Peoria. After that, there's a helluva carry from Peoria to ...where was I going?
What the heck, I might as well keep going to Iowa. How much further can it be? My second day might be a tad long, paddling all the way to Chicago. Might just get windbound, and take a layover day off. It is the windy city, right? And then there's all those Italian beef sandwiches, pizzas, hot dogs and beer. Next I'd paddle up the Illinois as far as Peoria. After that, there's a helluva carry from Peoria to ...where was I going?
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