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***FRIES*** TransCanada Fryway french fry review ***FRIES***

To complicate things in Ontario 11 and 17 both are designated. They cross in Nipigon and North Bay and run together for a short stretch east of Thubder Bay
The only reason for mentioning is that that other fryway might not be covered
 
From what I've been able to gather the fryway has only been covered as far west as Kenora... this summer the coverage will go coast to coast, so maybe the vids on the western chip wagons still need to be made.

In Ontario, only two chip wagons got top marks... one was near Sudbury somewhere so travelers passing through there can benefit tremendously with a little time spent in research.

If both TransCanada fryways including the Yellowhead route are not included in this year's coverage, this is potentially a very serious deficiency affecting the eating interests of the entire nation and since this is Canada 150, the 150th year of confederation, perhaps the Prime Minister should be alerted. At least, another poutine summit to remedy the problem.


***BONUS***

A little driving music to help with mileage during the fryway search.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI
 
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Good lord. There are 19 places that serve poutine in Jasper. There are only 72 restaurants
Fries are so so. It's the poutine that counts
 
It's the law. All signs in Canada must be in English and French
Except in Quebec where you will never find a sign in English. Don't mix up est and ouest

The law? Really!!!

Sounds like unnecessary legislative capitulation to a bullying minority. What do they call fries or chips in French? That would seem to be more important traveler information than having signs that reduntantly say both east and est.
 
As i drove from NY State via Ottawa to Whitehorse last month, I noted fewer and fewer bilingual signs as I got more westerly, virtually none at all in the Yukon, except for places with official government signs for tourists (such as Museums), and Government offices and the like. Where dual language signs do exist everywhere, mostly in the east, it seems that the text in signs in French are almost twice as long as in English. On bilingual tours, tour guides take twice the time to speak in both languages as well. Most food packaging is also dual. I assume it is the law.
 
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Not "all signs" in Canada are required to be bilingual. The Federal government, and one provincial government - can you guess which one? - are officially bilingual and their signage reflects this. If you have managed to drive across western Canada without seeing a unilingual (English) sign, you must have taken an unusual route. I could also add that Canada - the country - does not impose a "crown land" camping fee on non-residents: that would be Ontario, one of the 10 provinces and 3 territories that comprise Canada. And the word would be "frites", (accents missing).

wjmc, Canadian for 66 years, 50 weeks and counting
 
I could also add that Canada - the country - does not impose a "crown land" camping fee on non-residents: that would be Ontario (accents missing).

I have read official literature that says that non-Canadians are prohibited from camping on crown lands -- or at least on certain crown lands, perhaps designated as "green zones". Is that true, and if so, in what provinces?
 
That would be Ontario Mostly NW Ontario
Canoe related grand Remous has good poutine. Look for the red roof. On the way to La Verrndry
 
Sorry, you're wrong YC, only federal signs are bilingual by law. in tourist areas you will occasionally find bilingual signs for convenience.
Glen; almost all crown land is accessible to non-Canadians, although there are a few zones that are reserved for Canadians only- mainly to protect areas of cultural, environmental, or historic significance from being overused. In some areas, the primary users are actually American.
 
OK frozentripper. What's the deal with Canadians eating fries but still being skinny? I'm looking for some wisdom.
 
Tell that to Quebec. I just crossed most all of Canada. Highway signs on federal highways are in French only . You better be able to read it
So far navigated from Sherbrooke Quebec to Fort Nelson BC
 
What's the deal with Canadians eating fries but still being skinny?

Gumpus. I've been busier than usual clearing out an overgrown bush road, and would have replied sooner, but have been pretty much exhausted by the intellectual rigor of that particular activity. However, I'll do my best to address any and all fries issues raised here with sharp focus and grim intensity.

I was not aware that Canadians remain skinny while eating fries. Obesity is a problem in both nations, is it not... maybe relative to the states? I'm tempted to refer to Einstein's General Theory of Relativity which links energy, mass and gravity, the last two being most relevant to obesity.

Maybe it's those billions and billions of black flies sucking the energy out of the population generally, no matter what the quantity of fries, there will always be a great quantity of flies to exploit the abundance. And there are countless lakes and rivers up here, in fact right here is the world's most concentrated area of freshwater lakes and rivers and that's habitat for those bloodsucking, energy-draining vermin. BTW, they're still biting in the woods. Hope that helps. Cheers.
 
For years I wasn't particularly fond of french fries. What was to like? My mum's fat golden greasy potatoes were gut busting but not very tasty. They were better raw dipped in sugar, but that was a matter of the dash and grab snack on the run thing. Well after breakfast and long past lunchtime I'd hurl myself through the front door (don't slam the door) around the hall (don't touch the walls) and rocket through the kitchen (don't mess up the freshly waxed floor) and grab whatever was on the counter before hurtling out the back door followed by "Get outta the kitchen!! Get outta the house!! Go play!! Don't come back till dinnertime!!" Raw potato dipped in a sugar bowl didn't taste so bad, but the dash and grab rewards on baking day were far richer.
It wasn't till highschool I discovered what fries were supposed to taste like. Slim golden and crispy on the outside, fluffy hot potato goodness on the inside, soaked in vinegar and cloaked in gravy. That cafeteria food was a revelation. Wow. My highschool sweetheart's very English mother introduced me to malt and cider vinegars with only salt, no gravy necessary. Another wow. (That's how I prefer them to this day.)
I first tried poutine at a Montreal Expos baseball game in the nosebleed section. Another wow. Hot fries smothered in gravy with melted cheese curds. You had to eat them with a little wooden fork sitting on your lap, cold beer in one hand, jasez with les gars around us. Oh look, Andre Dawson's up to bat with the bases loaded. Pass the poutine around again, and don't spill my beer. Ah oui, on besoin un bon grand shlammm esti !!
It's interesting to see the food truck craze hitting the urban streets, bringing foodie fusion out of the restaurants and onto the sidewalks. I like it, although I rarely feel like standing around most city streets eating out of a paper dish. To my way of thinking they're creatively expanding their recipe repertoire and meeting our appetites for fast food. Another dash and grab snack on the run thing?
 
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Yeah, a cross country canoe trip would seriously affect "my trim". lol
Next topic thread -- best places for coffee. I must admit to feeling a little dejected. I've unintentionally eaten and sipped myself up into another fussy foodie bracket. I hate that. I can no longer be blissfully happy with just a mediocre burger & fries, coffee & slice of pie...Sad but true.
I read the best cinnamon buns in the west are found in Calgary. If YC swings through on her way home we could all use the caloric critique.
 
Hey frozentripper, thanks again for the physics-based hypotheses. My main take-away is that that your skinny Prime Minister and his skinny friends may not fully represent your country's full population. I made a bad assumption due to the small sample size.

I was hoping that the answer was "it's the vinegar".

Regarding the black flies...one gentlemen at our local nature center swears that eating raw garlic regularly makes him immune to ticks and mosquitos. I have started doing same in the hope of gaining similar superpowers. If you chop up a bunch of garlic and bury it in honey it takes the edge off the garlic's bite. Not sure it will help with black flies but with my limited experience with black flies it might be worth a try. Bonne chance!
 
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