On my second deployment on USS Wasp (LHD-1), at about the time that I was drawn to this forum by Alan Gage's epic Nueltin Late Quest report, some fellas started calling me Brother Oats. That name has its own long and convoluted backstory that I still can't quite make sense of, so I won't get into it here, but for some reason I didn't think that was a good enough name. So I thought back to a fella I knew with the legal first name of Stoney, which I thought was cool as heck, and decided to slap that in front of Oats and try to make up a cool backstory. Well, I never got around to the cool backstory, so here we are.