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I am devastated. After 10 years of near constant companionship and comfort I finally blew out one of my beloved flip flops. Better it happen here at home than while lounging boots-off, tootsies-air-drying around camp on day 2. I knew they were threadbare raggedy, and the tread, while still sticky, was wearing smooth.
Time for another pair. I know what I want it a flip flop; decently grippy bottom treads, fairly thick ergonomic sole, synthetic or quickly drying straps, IE a “sport” flip flop, not a boardwalk stall cheapie. Unlike shoes or boots if a flip flop design meet those criteria I am comfortable ordering on-line; I’ll wear ‘em in.
Let’s see what REI has available.
Hot dang, 24 different “Men’s” flip flops of varying designs. Should be no problem finding a pair I like. Yup, there’s a pair, with perfect features. Click:
“Sizes 7, 8 and 14 only”
OK, there’s another. Click:
“Sizes 9 and 13”.
Click, click, click. Again and again. Us He-Man flip flop wearers must all have size 12 feet. I did find a (hopefully) suitable pair, but dang, add decent flip flops to the lasting out-of-stock list; canoes, paddles, PFD’s, tents. Bike parts. Spray paint. Horse de-wormer.
$75 freaking dollars for a pair of flip flops? What am I, made of money? I’ll go full Viet Cong and DIY my own from old truck tires dammit.
Oh wait, I have an REI gift card from the last Canoe Tripping raffle. I had been checking REI Outlet for the last six months, ISO a deal on something I needed, or eventually just something spend-it-now that caught my eye. Floral summer frocks, nope. Running shoes, nope. Weird totes, packs and bags, nope, nope, nope.
Thanks Bob, no way I would have dropped $75 on a pair of flip flops. In case they prove to pinch my toes, what’s your shoe size?
Time for another pair. I know what I want it a flip flop; decently grippy bottom treads, fairly thick ergonomic sole, synthetic or quickly drying straps, IE a “sport” flip flop, not a boardwalk stall cheapie. Unlike shoes or boots if a flip flop design meet those criteria I am comfortable ordering on-line; I’ll wear ‘em in.
Let’s see what REI has available.
Hot dang, 24 different “Men’s” flip flops of varying designs. Should be no problem finding a pair I like. Yup, there’s a pair, with perfect features. Click:
“Sizes 7, 8 and 14 only”
OK, there’s another. Click:
“Sizes 9 and 13”.
Click, click, click. Again and again. Us He-Man flip flop wearers must all have size 12 feet. I did find a (hopefully) suitable pair, but dang, add decent flip flops to the lasting out-of-stock list; canoes, paddles, PFD’s, tents. Bike parts. Spray paint. Horse de-wormer.
$75 freaking dollars for a pair of flip flops? What am I, made of money? I’ll go full Viet Cong and DIY my own from old truck tires dammit.
Oh wait, I have an REI gift card from the last Canoe Tripping raffle. I had been checking REI Outlet for the last six months, ISO a deal on something I needed, or eventually just something spend-it-now that caught my eye. Floral summer frocks, nope. Running shoes, nope. Weird totes, packs and bags, nope, nope, nope.
Thanks Bob, no way I would have dropped $75 on a pair of flip flops. In case they prove to pinch my toes, what’s your shoe size?