what my canoe`s name means

[mr wasatch]

went on line and found out what my canoe means wasatch canoe - believe it or not means [ FROZEN PENIS ] might have had second thoughts if i`d a known - guess tomorrow i`ll take those decals off - but who would know anyway - story goes that an indian tribe was in a snow storm and lost a fellow indian and when they found him his penis was frozen - you can`t make this stuff up

 

[memaquay]

Sounds strangely familiar to the story told about kejimkujik park in Nova Scotia. Story goes that some local Mic Maq natives in the 1800's were paddling some white guys across the lake when the temperature became very cold and the winds came up. the waves were splashing over the bow, making the bow paddler fairly wet. When they reached shore, one of the white guys asked the Mic Maq what the name of the lake was. The bowsman promptly responded Kejimkujik, which apparently meant frozen swollen balls. I'm sure the Mic Maq guys must have had some sport with this, but it is the name that stuck.