No booze, no cigarettes, no meat, no life, and no sex. Simple as that.
That sounds a lot like me already. Baby, where have I been all your life...lol. I could always grab a burger in town ...it would be my version of cheating.
Enjoy all the things you have while you are still young Alan. As the years progress it becomes more difficult to translate ideas into actions due to cluttering your life with, well, life.
Dont change, we love ya the way you are. ( Same goes for you Mem...dont make us stage an intervention, it would be ugly)
Christy