A recent question in the Wooden Boat forum about naming or christening a boat reminded me of the following suggestions that were published in the rec.boats.building news group a long time ago by Marlon MacAllister (Merlin Aleister), a self described Majician and Foole. It was reproduced on the Wooden Canoe Heritage Association web site at one time. This seemed like a good time and place to bring it back.
The Indian ritual has a good ring to it... and... I believe that you already know enough to devise a good ritual that has personal resonance. Presuming you are a "theist" of some type:
Step 1. Select god/goddess
("god"/"God"/or "Godzilla" it's the same thing)
Since you are asking for a "'christ'-ening" you may be presuming that Christ is there. Unless the Haida Indians are Christian, they probably do not do a Christ-ening....
- Choice "A": "our" Christian Lord God Jehovah is a bit remote for this purpose...but, Jesus hung out with fisherman, and I'm sure he could have whipped out a solid populist boat blessing; Make up a "Cool Jesus" (rather than Church Jesus) prayer..."His" Jamaican counterpart JAH could do it (Bob Marley, "Legends" playing in the background... maybe a live reggae band... "jerk" chicken, Red Stripe Beer.) You might look at some of the Holy Mother votive candles, Virgin de Cobre is the Patron Saint of Sailors...
- Choice "B": Oxun (o-shoon') a righteous African-Caribbean Goddess (sensual, erotic) of rivers, creeks, brooks, springs and lakes; I see... everybody wears white... a night time ritual... candles and melodious percussion music... check with your local Shaman for appropriate offerings. (Don't forget to begin and end with a prayer to Ellegba, the keeper of crossroads/waters to open a path and remove all obstacles...) Votive Candles, Candela de Oraciones, (available at grocery stores... Nino de Atoccha (Ellegba) or Los Sietes Potencias de Africanas
- Choice "C": Indigenous deity, (ask your local shaman). Align with this God/dess's personal attributes appropriate to your task, appropriate offerings...
Step 2: Invoke Deity(ies)
Respectfully ask the deity to bless your ritual, just talk to them... (agnostics can address the divine human archetype within all humanity or other suitable symbolic/imagistic/psychospeak) [Your vessel should be prepared for the ceremony! According to many cultures an eye, or eyes, have been painted on so that the boat may see (check out some Phoenician or Greek ships). This particular vessel will be the vehicle of your consciousness, so... how do you want to proceed in the spirit water world? You may want to use colored chalk to inscribe many "bon voyage"/mystic symbols... maybe one from each member of your family, or the primary users of the vessel.]
Step 3: Invoke the elements/directions
As many as you want... fire, earth, air and water are traditional. Is your boat wood? Wood! You may want to anoint the boat with these elements... (watch that fire!) A salt water boat? Salt! Just sprinkle some around... Are you hoping to travel to a special place? Ask the winds of the appropriate direction to aid your venture... Burning Sage is always good for purification! Now...very slowly, as though you were taking a child for her first swim, ease your boat into the water, splash it gently all over, marvel at her initial awkwardness... hold a vision of life for your boat... maybe go for a ride!
Step 4: Say Thank You
Thank the deity; Close the ceremony, start the party...
NOTE: Your friends (and you) will (probably) fall into three categories:
- "I'm into it"
- "Can't hurt, could help, show some respect"
- "Jokers".
The first two types will be wonderful. The jokers can be disruptive to your "gestalt". You could just not invite them, but you would miss the jokes... so, if you can get the lead joker - you know the one - and give him space and time to ridicule, make jokes, name call, etc., then you have all the bases covered (the Devine Fool will have his way, anyway). Basically, the more people participate, the higher the energy will be! This is the stuff that traditions are made of! Your children's children will remember!