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I will cast my ballot for that being the stupidest paddling accessory ever made. I won’t bother to list the sundry paddling awkwardness and hazards; anyone who has ever towed something behind a canoe is “Oh heck no!” familiar.
That could not have been developed by anyone who actually paddles a canoe. Might be handy for an inner-tuber, but $170 vs another inner tube with a cooler lashed inside. . . . .mehhhh…..
I could be convinced to change my vote for the stupidest paddling accessory ever but I cannot think of anything worse than that ill conceived thing; the floor is open for nominations.
That could not have been developed by anyone who actually paddles a canoe. Might be handy for an inner-tuber, but $170 vs another inner tube with a cooler lashed inside. . . . .mehhhh…..
I could be convinced to change my vote for the stupidest paddling accessory ever but I cannot think of anything worse than that ill conceived thing; the floor is open for nominations.
Well, they are speaking my language. For a certain trip I run every year, I bet that sucker would be a huge hit. Also, when sitting in the water on the beach, you could tether that right to your wrist. Good thing it doesn't ship to Canada!
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KreekCooler sadly does not list the capacity in cans of Spam.
Why am I certain there exists a photograph of someone towing their Pekingese or Shih Tzu in that hairbrained Lilliputian kayak?
Mem, this could be your chance to further diversify Hollywood genetics, taking another wild thang and her wee dog on a paddling adventure.
https://www.google.com/search?q=Par...i=2kwCWcekI4jJmwHBzZTwBQ#imgrc=RWfI5FfU1kYNEM:
Last trip north I took the liberty of snapping a pic of mem's beer cooler canoe tied up in town.
When he says he's serious about a booze crooze, we should just take his word for it.
When he says he's serious about a booze crooze, we should just take his word for it.
Ha ha, o you'ze guys!
Finally, someone came up with a practical use for a kayak. (Just kidding!)
Mike's link was helpful, and an eyeful, but was wrong in just one point. Ms Hilton was holding bald Rodeo Drive rescue rats, not dogs. I've read about those pampered rodents, rescued from an existence of life on the mean streets of Beverly Hills, eating lobster out of polished chrome dumpsters, bumming rides from passing Swarovski encrusted handbags, sleeping rough on manicured lawns...why go to the dog pound when you can just talk to your personal assistant who calls your agent who sends an unpaidinternwannabeactorsomedaydude out to the alley behind Hermes, Vera Wang or Chanel for a bald rat Ms Hilton can affectionately call an exotic pet. A svelte Paris might fit right into a Haslam adventure provided she can split wood; the pampered pet, not so much. It might be bait for the first evenings cast.
But I do like dogs.
Hmmm, I don't know much about those Hilton chicks, but from looking at Mike's pics I'd venture they wouldn't last long on a good old northern Ontario canoe trip.
Hummm, that might be the biggest waste of money I've ever seen! Christ, doesn't look like it would hold more than a six pack with two cubes of ice! And as Mike said anyone whose towed another vehicle behind their canoe, well that's why ya carry a knife...to cut the line! I am in awe of Mem's beer cooler canoe! That might be enough to last a weekend trip!
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First time I looked at the paddling partner I thought it was some type of urinal.
This is how you make a "sacred chamber for the brews"
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It can be adapted as an in-boat urinal with the PaddlinPard’s hair-grease lubricated catheter.
Disinfectant Johnnycakes for the reservoir are $10 each, or two for $25.
(I’m wracking my brain for the 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] stupidest paddling accessory. And I know there are more than three)
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