First order of shop business was to give Doug the new custom made, full carbon double blade I picked up for him. He spent some bucks on that, but a lightweight carbon paddle is so freaking worth the cost. That stick will be ideal for his big decked tripper Optima, and suitable for low seat/low angle touring in the Rob Roy. Still in the sealed box, wrapped in plastic sleeves, with manufacturer literature attached.
OK, there was a double blade in the “sealed” box. An aluminum shaft Dick’s Sporting Good beast with badly broken plastic blades. Not worth fixing junk from the shop. Watching his face fall when he hefted the weighty plastic bags out of the box was a treat.
The cherry on top was that, despite my waving one of the paddles missing half the blade under his nose, he fixated his barely concealed disappointment at the clunky aluminum shaft without saying a word. Jeeze, I guess Doug was expecting something better for his buck.
It was a considerable straight-faced wait, trying not to bust up, until he finally saw the garbage blades and got the joke. That episode would have made a wonderful video. Doug has a helluva good laugh.